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Created on 2002-08-27 21:11:10 (#684388), last updated 2002-09-03
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| Name: | Richard "Tricky Dick" Millhouse Nixon |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 01-09 |
| Location: | Saddle River, New Jersey, United States |
| Website: | Richard Nixon Biography |
Well, I started out a lawyer, in 1942, for the Attorney For US Office of Emergency Management. From 1947 to 1951, I was a representative for California, but when things got too pink there, I became a senator until 1953. Then I became Vice President under Eisenhower through 1960, and after a 9 year LSD trip (and a presidential assassination that I promise I had nothing to do with, even though that bastard Kennedy deserved it for beating me in the 1960 election), I became President of the US until I resigned in 1974, because my stupid ass forgot that I had recorders in my office. Since then, I've just been hanging out. A lot of people think I suffered a stroke, but their plum wrong.
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